Muammar Gaddafi, actually, if it wasn't because you are such a "sick creep" you could have just made it as an stand comedian....
“Libyans do not know Denmark, they do not hate Denmark. They know Italy and they hate Italy.”
“There is no state with a democracy except Libya on the whole planet.”
"I am an international leader, the dean of the Arab rulers, the king of kings of Africa and the imam of Muslims, and my international status does not allow me to descend to a lower level" Arab League summit, March 2009
"Libya is an African country. May Allah help the Arabs and keep them away from us. We don't want anything to do with them" Libyan TV, March 2007
"There are people who have been in power longer than me, like Queen Elizabeth of Britain, and nothing has happened to her." Libyan TV, 25 February 2011
"People like the Queen of Britain, Elizabeth II, don't have the authority to enact official rules and that's exactly like my situation," Libyan TV, 25 February 2011
"The security forces found a mosque in al-Zawiya. In a mosque! Weapons, alcohol, and their corpses - all mixed up together". Libyan TV, March 2011